Hachette Book Group

Children are exhausting! In the marathon of modern parenting, everyone needs a break—just 10 precious minutes to rest your body and tune out the chaos. Enter Horizontal Parenting, the super-simple parenting hack for everyone, everywhere. This clever book offers 50 hilarious and effective activities designed to entertain your kids while you lie down. All you need is your child’s imagination and a horizontal position. Activities include: What’s on My Butt, Hide and Seek-ish, Don’t Wake the Giant, Railroad to Relaxation, and many more! It’s the perfect gift for new parents, parents who are burned out, parents who are freaking tired. It’s a book of permission: Yes, you can take a break!